1. Lose between 110 and 170 lbs (i.e. get rid of the last excuse for not having a woman so that I can get to the root of my social ineptitude)
2. Learn guitar (i.e. learn to do something my father could do that my middle brother can currently do)
3. Teach daughter guitar (i.e. find something other than watching movies to share with my daughter)
4. Learn German (i.e. learn to do something that no one else in the family can do)
5. Eliminate furniture and holiday debt (i.e. get back to where I was in January 2005, financially)
Yeah, that's probably plenty. Too many, most likely.
Well, let's start at the beginning. Time to order MediFast. It seems to be working for J, and anything he can stick with, I can stick with longer. He has lost 35 pounds in about 40 days amd doesn't seem to be having any real issues with it.
So, based on a data point of one, off I charge. The only downside is that my ex is apparently doing the same diet. I can't see her sticking with it. She bounces from fad to fad faster than Paris Hilton changes pets.
Oh, just thought of another.
6. Start attending church regularly.
Not that I'm particularly religious, and the Lord knows I love my sleeping-in, but that's what was always great about being Catholic. There was Saturday Evening Mass for the sluggards who couldn't roll out of bed at 7:00 for an 8:00 Mass. I wonder if the new Catholic church up the road will have Saturday Masses? Worth looking into, since it's not like my Saturday nights are full or anything.
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